and THAT was what I thought last night she says writing the next morning...
*biiiiig eye roll there*
instead I went and I talked to people! Ironically, this is the FIRST time I can ever remember having ACTUAL FUN at a party. This one being my best mates parent's 25th (!) wedding anniversary.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A TEENAGER?! I can hear the yelling from here....
So there were some people there, (including a nice girl I ued to go dancing with at ballet and her family. I accidentally told them I should find my family before they thought I'd been aubducted by aliens. Again. I know, ok?) and somehow I started talking to my best mates COUSIN about how I do stupid stuff without realising how stupid it was, and next thing you know I'm learning about how she once tried to eat an M&M.
BY INHALING IT.
Well, your nose canal passage wodjamacallitthingy and your MOUTH nose canal passage wodjamacallitthingy connect right?
Made sense to me.
they got it out in the end, but that is one HECK of a story!
Still not convinced about the balls of burning gas thing. (just... hanging there? In space? burning away? Seriously?) I prefer the whole birthday cake scenario, which makes so much more SENSE!